my favorite chuck norris facts
Chuck Norris let the dogs out. He can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris never physically touches people. He simply tells them to be hurt, and they are.
When Chuck Norris goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris’ dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
alecsa a zis,
martie 19, 2008 at 6:32 pm
mai era aia cu…
cum s-ar numi filmul 300 daca ar juca chuck norris?
(1)
moflea a zis,
martie 19, 2008 at 10:07 pm
astea sunt scrise si in romana… trebuie sa caut unde le-am gasit si o sa postez si eu la mine pe blog…
dana a zis,
martie 19, 2008 at 10:27 pm
alecsa, ala e tare:))) :)))))
daca chuck norris ar juca in “300″ nu s-ar mai numi 300, ci “1″
alex s a zis,
martie 28, 2008 at 2:42 pm
dana,dana…puteai macar sa te deranjezi sa corectezi…sindromul copy paste…sau mai grav e daca le`ai tradus tu…
dana a zis,
martie 28, 2008 at 3:00 pm
mersi alex, am corectat :))